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Not a Spam Fan

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One of the cons of blogging is spammers. They are a good reason to have your comments set for approval over just automatically being added to posts. As it stands I have 488 pending spam comments – just finished permanently deleting 103.

Spammers are getting trickier these days and sometimes it can be hard to tell if a comment is spam. Checking what kind of link is attached to comments is a good way to tell.

– Thanks for sharing the information.
– I want to start blogging too, what do you think, which blog platform is good for beginner?
– I want to start blogging too, what do you think, which blog platform is good for noob?
– What template do you use in your site
– What is captcha code?, pls provide me captcha code codes or plugin, Thanks in advance.
– Hey, I tried to email you regarding this post but can’t seem to reach you. Please email me when get a moment. Thanks.

Sometimes Spam will be very blatant  like a link posted for female O techniques revealed [note it was phrased a lot more blatantly]

Spammers will often try to engage you. Does that person really think that offering to tell me about the strange thing that happened to them will increase their chances of  accepting their comment? Hope they are not holding their breath on that one.

– Nice post! You truly have a wonderful way of writing which I find captivating! I will definitely be bookmarking you and returning to your blog. In fact, your post reminded me about a strange thing that happened to me the other day. I’ll tell you about that later…

Sometimes Spammers will even offer words of wisdom which generally tend to be totally unrelated to the post.

– The only place you’ll find success before work is in the dictionary
– All sins cast long shadows.

All to often they are just damn funny….

– extreme register you’ve hog
– mammoth post you corner
– bulky almanac you annex
– superlative almanac you’ve secure
– all of the words
– terrible chart you obtain
– mammoth blog you latch on to
– oh,guy,it’i realy great!
– mayweather chat is boring, stop it ffs
– tremendous book you hold
– humongous daybook you hold
– titanic entry you’ve keep
– IF was real then why? does his esophagus lead to his arm?
– Electricity is really just concentrated lightning. Sent from my iPhone 4G
– My whole issue is my lips move when I think. Sent from my Android phone
– Again where does it say that anywhere? Stop making things up!
– Most French women do shave. American women would probably shave too if they could? get their chubby arms round their fat stomachs and asses.
– Bitches get all crazy most of the time you need to train them good so they can stay in line . Like Ceaser mllian the dog whisperer .
– Doing a rearrange telephone number lookup be able to take no more a area of minutes. It can yield a number of of the greatest and exalted happy to facilitate date particulars whilst you can come across. No topic what reason meant for doing the lookup, act definite as run through the most excellent company and you must have possession of no problem finding the specifics to facilitate you require.
– Sending someone a message…they don’t reply…they must be out…then they post a Facebook status. Great, they’re ignoring me.
– I heard that the zodiac tells, William and Kate will have a unhappy marriage, what you think?
– I do not comment on quite a few information sites but after studying a couple of of your posts I thought I’d just say Gives thanks and Protect up the exclusive work.
– I was suggested this web site by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my trouble. You are amazing! Thanks!
– Marriage is a only thing for lifetime, I like it very much, After dinner i go to a tiffany store. Here the decoration is very different in styles with other jewelers store, I like unique, no matter you get wherever just as go into a the star-studded world. Each cabinet of both rings or bracelets or necklaces are super nice.
– I can’t stand waiting to get my chubby paws on this! I can already feel my GPA going down until I finish the game!
– This is i will be attempting to find. Here is what I call valuable. The knowledge provided in this article is to the most. I must say you must have spent some time in setting every one of these content with each other. They may be match with your theme. I am going to recommend this kind of to all and every single piece of my buddies. I’ll come back here to check out the quality of function. Appreciation for generating this kind of happen.

These last two came in one after the other and really made me laugh – total love hate spam.

– I have to say that Im really unimpressed with this. I mean, sure, youve got some very interesting points. But this blog is just really lacking in something. Maybe its content, maybe its just the design. I dont know. But its almost like you wrote this because everybodys doing it. No passion at all.

– You sure do know what youre talking about. Man, this blog is just great! I cant wait to read more of what youve got to say. Im really happy that I came across this when I did because I was really starting to get bored with the whole blogging scene. Youve turned me around, man!

[all comments except the O one were posted exactly as they came in]

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13 Comments

  1. tacogirl July 14, 2011

    Al second time I have heard the words Blue Pill in the last 2 days lol.

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  2. al salter July 14, 2011

    Dennis: Ukrainian women have very traditional value systems and make the best wives. They are very passionate so it never hurts to have some blue pills for emergencies:)

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  3. tacogirl July 14, 2011

    Dennis you might want to look into Disqus which Sharon recommended. If you find any good elimination tools please let me know.

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  4. Dennis July 13, 2011

    Wow you get much more interesting SPAM than I do. When I hit 60 I started getting numerous offers for a variety of pharmaceuticals to assist the “limping” geriatric male, balanced by offers to put me in touch with former Soviet Block women for marriage! Good luck with the Spammers. Any further advice as to how to eliminate them would be helpful.

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  5. tacogirl July 12, 2011

    I cringe at the thought of adding spam to hurricane meal kit CBT although if anyone could make canned meat taste good I bet it would be you. Maybe one day you will get a ‘you Won’ email.

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  6. tacogirl July 12, 2011

    That one was too funny Emily.

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  7. Carbunkle Trumpet July 11, 2011

    Whats the big deal, we love Spam and all canned meat products! Oh you are talking about the computer crap, apologies.
    Actually I sit on a board (of malcontents) and one of my fellow board member owns a computer network company as well as a retail computer fix it location and he told me that there is a huge amount of Spam, Viruses and bad things going around right now. Facebook is sending out a lot of it but the majority of spam is coming from old email accounts that have gotten hacked into by ‘bad people’. He also told me that there is a bad rumor (he can’t confirm or deny) that a lot of computers that are still in the box in stores already have viruses that are imbedded in the computer programs that await a certain time to start working.
    So it sounds like if I get a “Click here to win an all expense paid trip to San Pedro” from a TG email I may think it as suspect……or should I?

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  8. Emily (@EmilySNC) July 11, 2011

    Too funny…these comments made me LOL! I particularly love the last one. Aren’t you gratified to know that that you single-handedly turned that guy around on the whole blogging “scene” (man)?

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  9. al salter July 11, 2011

    Ok thanks. There is very little on the subject I do not know. A complex topic but more interesting than that hairy British ass pic. Let me know if you want me to submit an essay likely to increase your readership:D

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  10. tacogirl July 11, 2011

    I have not tried Disqus sounds interesting though will have to check it out.

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  11. Sharon Hiebing July 11, 2011

    Hey, I hate spam too, but I also like my commenters to get instant gratification when they comment, instead of being told their comment is waiting for moderation.

    Have you ever tried Disqus? It solves both problems. I never get spam, see it, or have to manage it – Disqus totally takes care of it behind the scenes. And my commenters see their comment right away.

    Some of those are funny, though. Thanks for the good laugh!

    Sharon Hiebing
    Relocation Without Rose-Colored Glasses

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  12. tacogirl July 11, 2011

    lol Mr take the butt shots out but girly orgazm talk is ok?

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  13. al salter July 11, 2011

    What’s a female O technique? I believe that good journalistic ethics requires that you elaborate. Thank You.

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